Erin's & Buddha's debut

Erin tries to explain what she wants for xmas in four pictures that she drew. They increasingly get strange. So if you want to get Erin a present, now you know what to get. I had to shrink the origional video for it to fit. so the quality is bad.

BACK on the saddle AGAIN!

Erin's first day at school


Believe it or not this is my little girl getting bigger. It makes me sad how time flies with kids. Erin now goes to first grade and Buddha goes to kindergarten. So mommy can spend good one on one time with baby Simon.

School has started for me and we are back to the same routine. The girls swim on fridays and Daddy has play time saturday morning. Right now Ely started working a few hours a week teaching and I started a course to get my Italian drivers' license. Okay I'm like 7 years late. but late than never.

We are all pretty good. We often talk about next summer and going to America to visit family. We really missed not going out this year. Thanks to some sexual reproduction we has baby Joshua as the newest member of the Kone family. Sorry Simon your glory is gone. (as long as u arn't as ugly as Kyle u are ok) Everyone decided that they can't live without Mom's meatloaf so they all moved to Utah. Suckers!!

Lots of love to all.

Ireland, Grandpa & Grandma, The Swimmer

Where to begin? If you don't believe in God, go to Ireland. Breathtaking landscapes, forgotten castles and great brew! We went there for five days and drove all over the southwest region. We drove around the famous ring of kerry. The drunk Irish gave me a car rental with a manual transmission. Yes, the steering wheel was on the right hand side and I drove with the leperchauns on the wrong side and still survived!
The girls loved it and little simon was a great baby. The Irish may know how to lay down green, but they sure don't know how to build a damn road! P.S when you're plane leaves in two hours, dont believe you have time to stop at burger king! Coming home was a bad memory. Let's pretend it didn't exist.


After I got out of the Italian mental institution for disobeying the one child rule after the age of 46, Dad and Karen came. Surprisingly no kids were thrown out of the balcony from our 5th story apartment. The girls were somewhat civilized and cracker even got one or two comments from dad. (between me sticking my foot in her butt!) They were here almost three weeks. We were able to see them alot and more importantly the kids were able to spend some quality time with their grandparents. Dad was part of Simon's blessing and donated his camera lens to charity! He tried to falsify my beauty as he went to the Switzerland temple under my name. (local authorities realized that dad wasnt the famous x pornstar that people came to love!) They were able to travel alot and pick up some cool Italian. If you see a pimp in SLC with a Boggi shirt on, you'll know where it came from. this picture was taken during easter. I'm sure you realized something is missing?! You are right, erin lost her tooth.



Erin finished her swim year with a race in the big pool. She swam for 25 meters in both freestyle and backstroke. She is our little fish, just like her daddy. Except now daddy looks more like a blow fish. If I just gave you an ugly image, just think of what Kyle's toilet feels before he sits on it! Erin goes once a week on friday. She won a medal and got third place. Yeahhh Erin....
well school is finishing and we are still figuring out what we are going to do for the summer. I'm exicted cuz my book is making good progress. I've been released from my calling, which enables me to keep some of my neuron cells. love to all

Kiss my Ass

Well let's just say I am out the door. No one reads this anyways so this will be therapeutic. Setting: Ward council meeting tuesday 9.00 pm. I could have been at home, I could have been doing something I really enjoy. But no, the good slave goes to the system.

Lets just say I almost stood up and told the bishop to kiss my ass and wished everyone a good night. My days of complete obedience to the machine (church) are finished. I was "reprimanded" by my bishop by not coming to church on sunday in time. Then I told him "well I could abbandon my wife with three kids so I can be here at 8.50" He responded by saying " if you cant do your calling I'll do it". As if he was daddy teaching the prodigal son priorities. He then questioned my obedience by saying he needs to "interview me and ely" to see if I can bless Simon. Belittling me by contesting my capabilities. "when is my son coming to young men" "in 4 months" i said " are u sure, it's not sooner?" with a smirk on his face. No its july 20th.. sorry i was off three days. It's as if he was testing me?! Than after the meeting I had the Elder qurom Pres. go off on me because somebody from the stake came by and there was no one ready to bless or pass out sacrament. (my responsability?) I'm thinking "why am I I here, I'm a grown ass man and I'm talked to as a child. Thank you all.

I have removed this part due to it's content. Some are not ready for how I feel. You know how it is..."milk before meat"...But the days are numbered.

"I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and intellect has intended us to forgo their use". Galileo Galilei

What the Death!

Sunday morning Erin came into our room. (of course Buddha woke us up around 7.30am) She laid in bed and with great repose and uttered these words " Who's going to die first in our family". I'm like (after grabbing my crotch). What the hell!? So Erin is now Death in the form of a little girl with no teeth.

Next week is ski week so the school will be empty and desolate. Peace will reign and I will rule. Simon has gained 2 lbs in one month.

Two months today I'll be 33. It makes me think about Jesus. Which means if i was him, I'd have little time left. That would suck. Worse than Kyle's Sexual gender confusion! We just found out mom sold her house. Bye Bye Hemet you were home to us for a long time. For good and bad we will miss you! Thank you. After reading this u need to give yourself a minute of silence. If not Death will come to you. It will not be tall and black with a sickle. It will be small and stinky. Dressed like a pink princess. Viciousness and laziness will be her weapons. And you will fall under her spell as she sings. Your life will no longer exist! Have a good day

Word of the Day

Verb

inoculate- to imbue (a person), as with ideas

Kyle was soon inoculated by his secret homosexual friends. First with the simple buddy slap on the butt expressing platonic love than the first slumber party. After that things were never the same again.

Daddy's buddy

Well another week gone. This wednesday Simon will be 3 weeks old. The girls use him as a baby doll. The days are getting longer, this winter has paid it's toll. Time for warm weather please!!

As we were leaving church today the bishop wanted to know where I was going " where are you going?" Why? ..uhh Ely is tired, so I'm taking her home". As I was driving home I thought I'm a grown ass man. I have to give reason why I leave church early?! Sorry this is one heretic mormon you will not domesiticate!

There are only 16 weeks left of school. I'm trying to research dyslexia. I have a student who suffers from it bad. As far as the family we are all doing well. Erin is still battling with missing teeth and buddha is still buddha. You are all in our prayers. Till next week...love us

Word of the Day

Balmy : Mentally irregular

Adverb

Kyle's syphilis drove Anyi balmy

Save me Simon from this madness!!!

Simon Andrea Kone

Wednesday God gave us some penis and boy did we need it. Thank you! 01/28/2009 our first boy was born and we are all happy.

I brought them home on Sat afternoon. We were worried about Buddha being jealous, but she thinks Simon is hers and when Erin gets near him, she yells and hits. Well I'm pretty ecstatic. I'm just as excited for number three as I was for Number one.

I'll probably go back to school wednesday. Ely is doing very well. She doesn't even look like she just delivered a baby except for the watermelons she's hiding in her bra. Well we give love to all and let's hope the rest of the year is as good.