I'm Facebooked...so get off !

Well family in just a couple of days, Ely and I will be celebrating our 7th year anniversary. They say the 7th year is the most difficult. As long as "The Woman" listens to me, we will never have problems.(This is my third wife, her name is Michelle. She comes over tuesday and thursday. She likes cats and her favourite color is green.) We are going to stockholm next weekend without the KIDS!!! AHAHAHAHAHAH YESSSSSSSSSSS!!!! I mean who cares where we go, what I see is no one busting my chops!

It's slowly getting colder so Ely got me alot of motorcycle gear to protect me.

Today was dedicated to the primary. Erin gave a little talk today, ( one line)She hated it because she's the youngest and can't read. She got mad because they wouldn't let her write or draw, during rehearsal but she survived. Church is rarely spiritualy edifying, so I mainly go to instill principles of faith to Erin. When obedience is taught over spiritual enlightenment I dwindle.

Ely is tired of being pregnant, but who was the one who wanted to be a Mexican Rabbit!! You wanted the bike now pedal Woman!!!!( this remark in no way shape or form is directed to my sisters or to my mom or to juanita the janitor)

I finally got on face book. Ely found a place dedicated to missionaries who served under Pres. Clegg. So I jumped on it, so will see how it goes.

Why did I vote for Obama?

His plans on the Economy , Foreign affairs and as a leader overall impressed me. McCain would have been a great leader , I really liked him. He was an x-vet. Years of experience in the senate. Idolized Ronald Reagan ( like me).His wrong choice of V.P. Palin backfired plus her personal spending scandal didn't help. He would have done a great job. The problem was McCain was easily identified and connected to Bush. For the first time I did not vote for the lesser of two evils. I voted for the better of the Best.

P.S. Don't us mormons believe that America is a chosen place by God and he would never let us go asunder?? Or are we deep down inside racist? Scared? Fanatical? Right Winged to ignorance? Sounds like the pharisees who crucified Jesus. Have faith and stop crying Damnit!!!!

Yes we CAn!

I know everyone in Utah and my family is anti-obama

but I'm very happy he was nominated. As a republican I was very tired of republicans. Go Democrats!!! And yes you are really ignorant if you thinks he's a terrorist, muslim, socialist communistic pig. Words nobody understands anyway.

November has slowly come and now we are counting down the days till xmas....!! I heard mom is coming up to the promise land. Kyle told me he wants her to live with him. ( I'm kidding..stop crying!!) I hope all is well. Kim has a blog too, which makes me happy. Now we can communicate better.. ciao family

My new profession

Helly everyone, I decided to come out of the closet and reveal a truth. Don't mistake me coming out like about Kyle's homosexuality. For the last 5 yrs I've had this growing desire to write, well also to kill but that's complicated. (picture above) I have lots of ideas and have written down. So I decided to do a short story based on a read dream I had. Yes it's demented and warped. But I want you to read it. By wednesady I'll send it to you and upload it here. I want you to look at it and give me feedback.

Erin has lost another tooth. So it looks like she has bitten a bullet. I had a chance to kill with kyle so that makes me happy. I slept like a beast today. 2 hours of blissfulness. I start basketball at the end of the month and this thursday I have an all day workshop of how to improve. I really enjoy commentating for basketball. I hope you all have a good week. Halloween i s coming soon, i'm sure we are going to do something.

The truth behind loosing teeth!

Acting at its best!

first mommy, then daddy, after pleazze...whats next..

Funny as hell. And yes hell is funny

You Are Gonna Love This

Summer Pics 2008 continued..

Summer Pics 2008

I believe we might be Utards..God help us all....

Well we are back and somewhat alive. We by far had the funnest vacation yet. We did pretty much everything we could and even pay the county of Las Vegas just for fun. The highlights were of course dropping osama with the uzi and off roadin ( brokeback mountain 2 ) The girls really loved it and I realized how much Erin has an accent. I never really noticed it alot. The buddha is skinnier and taller now , but she will always be a buddha in our hearts.
We'd like to thank everyone for letting us sponge off you, especially Kristel & Evan. I left weighing 97 kilos i came back weighing 109 thats 12 kilos..uhhh whats a kilo? - for all the ignorant 1 kilo = 2.2 lbs. Do the math, pretty soon I'll feel like Kyle and people will be asking me to do the truffle shuffle. I enjoyed being yelled at by a pregnant woman at bridal veil and being undervalued and underappreciated by my own mom....good times. (little do people know but Kyle's real father was a famous actor.)
We really love Utah now, I never knew it could be that much fun. Now I no longer have to lie to people and tell them I'm going to Alaska or Texas. sucked two lay-overs and crappy airline food. I did win the bet I said 4 out of 7 suitcases will arrive.
Coming home was strange our house felt very small, and our beds really missed us. Cracker is still annoying but she was happy to see us. Thanks again everyone, we love you very much...grazie per tutto....

this how we roll

sing it baby sing it

this damn thing doesnt work

Can you shut the french up?!

Well we are back from France and we are still alive. (besides the near death fall of the buddha). After 1400 kilometers in a small Peugot 107 and eating bad food we are happy to be home.

I must take back all the bad things I said about the French they were all surprisingly nice and friendly. The military museums were awesome but the best part was the American Cemetary in Normandie. We were next to Omaha beach were the American troops landed, it was breathtaking.

The buddha freaked out and would cry for like 45 min spurts. Besides that excitement Erin loved eurodisneyland. It was just like the one in Anaheim. Erin loved all the kiddie rides and she got an autograph book and got some signatures. Our car was so thrashed and dirty. Wife + Kids +24hours = complete filth. I wanted to kick them all out. It was revolting everytime i opened the car, I thought I would drown in crap thrown up, eaten up , chewed up and spitten out.

Overall France is beautiful. With it's castles, abbeys and useless maps that got us lost. The bread is the best in the world. Vive la france!

Due to my hypnotic methods I was able to keep them quiet for 4.2 minutes.

no more kids

Due to today's fun event we will be selling our children and I'll be castrating myself. The children will go to the highest bidder. Let the games begin!!!

I decided to start up my guitar again. I miss it, plus if I do go to heaven what the hell am I going to do there?....(besides Brigham Young's peculiar idea)

I didn't go to church today, I stayed home with the girls while our friend Kamou came to visit us from Florence. Easter vacation starts the 20th till the 31rst. Yes I am lucky and Yes you are envious. I need someone in American to send me Valium for the women in this house!!

Erin "the strangler" has killed more people on Halo 3 than the black plague! (no i'm not talking about that weird growth on your head kyle)

ratio naturalis

Well where have I been- I can't tell you , let's just say the food in thailand prisons ain't so bad. We now have reached normality(ahahahah) again in our lives. We are looking foward to easter and summer vacations as we are planning them now. We have a new house and well buddha is still fat. My teachers are rebelling so we are having a dinner with the priest this wednesday to calm the waters. I restarted my book again and this time damnit I will not stop. Erin has emerged unfortunately as a follower and the Buddha a leader. We plan on going to nothern France (urghhhhh I still remember normandy) and then obviously go to America.
I had just given a talk in church about my mission and it was edifying for me. I haven't felt edified in a long long time. ( no kristel , it's not me not wanting it!!!) Prediction of a Kone is my specialty. Erin and I have made our own magic book and we've made our own stories in them. So far we have created three stories and they were all invented by Erin. Well I've written more on my blog than Kyle will have written in the next three years